WAAAGH

Oh, the year was not so long ago:
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
Orders were passed down from the nob,
to pilot the pirate vessel owned by Waaagh!
Oh, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

Oh, Nob Squig’ead cried the fort:
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
For many, many lots of new Ork boyz
For the Cap’n’s crew, to follow his ploys.
Oh, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

Now the Cap’n’s ship was a sickening sight:
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
She’d list to the port and her sail’s in rags
And the orks in the kitchen with the squigs in bags.
Oh, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

The Boss’s sporin’ day we sailed away.
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
We were 97 days to their Capitol
Due to paddles broken and laughable!
Oh, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

On the 98th day we got in sight…
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
When two big cruisers hove in sight
Seeing Chosen Blood’s sign, I knew our plight
So, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

The first black ship pulled 21 knots
How I wish I was with the warboss now…
We measured our prey, goblins bailing out
Before I went to turn the boat about
Oh, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

We turned to port, ballista in range.
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
Our pointy squigs fell into the blue
While the drowish bolts flew right and true,
So, Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

Now the ship caught fire and the deck lit aflame
How I wish I was with the Warboss now…
A Chedian ship blew out our sides
And the Cap’n’s vessel fell beneath the tides
So Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so now we’re broken Orkz on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.

So here I am back on the shore
Now I wish I wasn’t with the Warboss now…
He smashed me face and took me teeth
And swore the Drow a swift defeat
But Zog it all!

I was told we’d sail the seas for Chosen Blood’s gold.
We would chop those gitz, but Ched was near,
so I’m a broken Ork on a Waaaghian pier,
the last of Cap’n Krump’s privateers.